It’s like I’m 15 years old again.
I just received an instant message from a male coworker, that we refer to as “Capt Kirk” saying:
“I have your tool” – Capt Kirk sends over Instant Messenger
“You do?” – Immature Cosmo sends back (Trying to hold back all the dirty innuendos that could be said)
“Yeah, let me know when you can come & get it” – Capt Kirk Responds
“Do you mean Cum?” – Immature Cosmo Quickly types & then erases immediatly from the Instant message screen, so she doesn’t get fired.
“Your painting tool” – Capt Kirk quickly clarifies. (Apparently he understands my dirty immature mind”
“Oh… Sure thing” – Disappointed & immature Cosmo says.
Immature Cosmo (age 30, going on 15)